Hey there lovely readers, Mars is square Saturn for a few days which can make things a little tense. If you’re mechanically minded, think of yourself doing a bolt up with a spanner. You do it up so tight that the head of the bolt snaps off. You know that tense feeling just before bolt breaks – that’s Mars square Saturn. On the upside, that same feeling can drive you to concentrate and work really hard. Use it for good not evil.
Aries (21 March-21 April)
Careful out there today Rammy Ram, your usual sharpness will desert you momentarily leaving you completely surprised by the arsehole who just sold you a really bad phone plan. Find a safe, dark place and enjoy your softer edges.
Taurus (21 April-20 May)
Today, Big Bull, you look at your friends with rose coloured glasses. And there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. Sometimes, you just need to think the best of others and today is that day. Anyways, you have the emotional self-sufficiency to deal with any potential fallout.
Gemini (21 May-21 June)
Your quick wit and lightning reflex mind goes on sabbatical today Gemmy Gem. Leaving you with your mouth open and your synapses scrambling to fire off something useful. Take your time and let some of those deep thoughts down in your belly crawl up to the surface.
Cancer (22 June-22 July)
Whoa! Whatever you been thinkin’ and feelin’ today Courageous Cancer is on show for all to see. And any attempts to bury it deep down inside will be like tying a knot on a bag of angry snakes. Not that you’re necessarily angry, but whatever that shit is, it’s gonna Vesuvius upwards.
Leo (23 July-23 August)
So, you want to share something today Leapin’ Leo but you don’t want to share something. This leaves you with a vague sense of unease, as if a particular feeling is roaming around in your body looking for a home. Choose your weirdest friend and ask for advice.
Virgo (24 August-23 September)
Today you might feel that the only messy part of your life is relationships Very Virgo. Before you sign up to the next season of Bride and Prejudice for a miracle solution, riddle me this. What would happen if you rubbed out the hard edges on your dreams and left a little wiggle room?
Libra (24 September-23 October)
Normally your brain is in charge of all your good ideas, or so you think Luscious Libra. Today, a slightly more ethereal stream of consciousness is ringing your neuro-doorbell hoping someone will answer. Answer the door and go crazy.
Scorpio (24 October-22 November)
You’ve been pushing yourself to the limit lately Super Scorp, never been afraid of hard work. And today feels no different. Except that hovering around outside of your industrious mind are some great ideas just hoping you’ll ask them to dance. Widen your gaze grasshopper.
Sagittarius (23 November-21 December)
It’s Friyay Saucy Sag and nothin’ is gonna rain on your parade. Unless you’re in Adelaide and the actual rain today lands on your Christmas Pageant preparations. But your spirits have a natural Gore-Tex covering that cannot be dampened. Get out there and share the love.
Capricorn (22 December-20 January)
Your usual Loctite mind is experiencing some leakage today Billy Goat. But then, one person’s leakage is another person’s relief, just sayin’. Yesterday, hot and cold seemed like a reasonably binary concept that was easy to distinguish. Today you’re not so sure. Grab a jacket.
Aquarius (21 January-18 February)
If someone asks you to list the collection of values that make you you Actual Aquarius, you might feel like Googling it. What a hard question? And who asks that anyway? No-one directly, but some shit goes down at home that sparks a little reflection time.
Pisces (19 February-20 March)
Can you feel the vibe Little Fish? The pixies are comin’ around for a party so you need to vacuum up the dust bunnies and get your tiny cups out. You can feel the vibe because you’re makin’ the vibe and the pixies want to hear what you have to say. Shine your beautiful light today.