Well hello there and happy Friday! Mars is still square Pluto and Saturn in our skies. This is the kind of energy that can make people feel cranky and frustrated. It hangs around for a couple of weeks and we’re smack damn in the middle.
My tip: frustration is just anger in other clothes. Pretend you’re explaining your anger to someone who doesn’t speak your language. Break it down into really simple terms, maybe use some charades. Then you realise it’s probably not the big deal you thought it was.
This week’s picture is by Vincent Pelletier 🙂
Anyhoo, here’s today’s stars.
Aries (21 March-21 April)
Respect my authoritah! Your heartfelt responses might be delivered with a little more punch than usual today Rammy Ram. I know your message is important, but try not to go the full Edward Scissorhands even if you are still feelin’ the Halloween vibe.
Taurus (21 April-20 May)
Something clicks in your brain today Big Bull and you start listening to your significant other (includes besties and pets). Damn straight it IS time to step out of the garden into the big forest. Or maybe it’s just time to trim the hedges.
Gemini (21 May-21 June)
The opinions of others are such a bore aren’t they Gemmy Gem? But today one little piece of info sinks in and you realise it could be useful. It’s time to gather your resources and start baking that pie in the sky.
Cancer (22 June-22 July)
My, my Courageous Cancer, a spark of an idea has formed and it’s not about work or any other project you might have. It’s about relationships. A cog moves in your cuddly brain, your gaze moves around the panopticon and another perspective feels much, much better.
Leo (23 July-23 August)
A quick gaze around the place you call home reminds you that it’s where your heart is. Might be time for a tidy up Leapin’ Leo, just in case it’s buried under 2 weeks of crusty socks and undies. Get ready for a metaphorical or physical deep dive on the home front.
Virgo (24 August-23 September)
Good morning optimism, where did you come from? Something lifts off your shoulders today Very Virgo and you didn’t realise just how hunched over you’d been. Take a deep breath and get ready for a cathartic trip back over old, old ground.
Libra (24 September-23 October)
Today is a great day Luscious Libra, your saucy mind is on the prowl for a satisfying retail experience. Money is no object!. Except money is exactly that. It’s one of those objective things we attach outrageous amounts of emotion to. Best pop an upper limit on the spend.
Scorpio (24 October-22 November)
The thrill of having money and respect washes over your mind like a slightly modified coastal backwash. It’s been hard to let loose lately Super Scorp, no ebb and flow, just a rock solid climb up the cliff face. Today you find a little ledge to rest on, enjoy.
Sagittarius (23 November-21 December)
A DM mix up sends an invitation out to 300 of your closest friends for a Friday night catch-up. After an initial freak out the idea starts to feel good, almost feasible. Visibly relieved your shout out didn’t say ‘my shout’ you roll up your sleeves for an all-singing all-dancing good time.
Capricorn (22 December-20 January)
The belt loosens tonight Billy Goat. All those rules that have kept your pants up and your hair tidy go out the window today (well maybe still keep your pants up in public). It’s like divine guidance is telling you to chill the fuck out and talk to the pixies.
Aquarius (21 January-18 February)
So, Actual Aquarius, you invite all of your favourite friends (human and non-human life forms) to a massive party on the edge of a cliff. It’s not until you demonstrate your latest ‘toes over the edge’ dance move that you realise you gone danger hunting tonight. Careful what you catch.
Pisces (19 February-20 March)
If there was ever a button-down part of you Little Fish, today your gills are pulled back and the least likely parts of you are revealed. This, of course, shocks the rest of the school (fish metaphor) who had built some idealised notion of how free and idealistic you are. Irony doesn’t float.