Hi everyone, sorry I missed a few, my day job got seriously hectic there for a while. And so did my family! For the last 3 weeks I drafted almost all of the stars but didn’t finish. What a waste. Anyways, this week’s approach is to write short ones. Every problem as a solution, right?!
Aries (21 March-21 April)
Careful with the authorities Rammy Ram. The laws of physics will send any headbutts straight back at ya.
Taurus (21 April-20 May)
You got your own little black rain cloud today Big Bull. But if you pop on your favourite pair of rose-coloured glasses it looks purple.
Gemini (21 May-21 June)
X-ray vision is gonna show something for what it really is today Gemmy Gem. Careful, not everyone likes having their insides exposed.
Cancer (22 June-22 July)
Cue Frozen theme: let it go, let it go! Do your best Anna and let go of all that angry stuff. It’ll only make you sick.
Leo (23 July-23 August)
Maker’s gonna make. Creator’s gonna create. Use your crazy creative skills wisely grasshopper and the Sun will shine on your leaf.
Virgo (24 August-23 September)
Crazy brain won’t stop Very Virgo. Ideas launching in from that uncomfortable blurry space called left field. Relax and let them in.
Libra (24 September-23 October)
You love a chat Luscious Libra, but how about a chat with the ‘other’ side. Late Aunty Esme forgot something so she’s crossing back to pick it up.
Scorpio (24 October-22 November)
You’re pickin’ and choosin’ connections like a strategic ninja Super Scorp. Life advice: careful where you pick, it could get embarrassing.
Sagittarius (23 November-21 December)
First your skin crawls, then your ears ring, then you realise the trees are talking to you Saucy Sag. Lucky they prefer a whisper, otherwise you’re friends gonna lock you up.
Capricorn (22 December-20 January)
Sensitive on one side and stubborn on the other Billy Goat gruff. And like any good swing bowler (it’s a cricket thing) you need to decide on outswing or inswing.
Aquarius (21 January-18 February)
If talking to the aliens wasn’t enough Actual Aquarius, you’re working out how to make money with them. Of course, they don’t have a tax file number so you might have to hold onto their share.
Pisces (19 February-20 March)
Don’t throw yourself on the fire Little Fish (even if people are up in your grill). Choose your advice pixies carefully, switch on the spidey senses and make a decision.